What must you have, that you rarely use, and it costs a fortune?
I decided to buy a Smart. After my bicycle disaster I felt strangely vulnerable. My father always told me I had two left feet so it is eminently possible that I was never meant to cycle. For a brief moment I considered buying one of those half car/ half bike thingys favoured by Pat Kenny. Now I have to admit I really like Pat. I have always felt that he is by far the most informed and intelligent of those radio presenters that hold the country's attention at any given moment of the day, and he doesn't do easy rides for his guests. Pat's not afraid to ask the combative question. Personally I think he's worth every penny they pay him. Why does he choose a motorbike with a roof and no sides as his preferred mode of transport? Give me a small car any day.
